Wil Gieseler

Hi. My name, as you may have guessed, is Wil Gieseler.

I like to eat food sometimes, and then tell you what I think.

One of my favorite beverages is lemonade, so I can be very strict on issues of lemon quality and questionable additives. So watch your ass.

In order for you to more fully understand my personal tastes, here is a brief list of things that I do not like:

  • ketchup
  • mustard
  • pickles
  • olives
  • tomatoes
  • coffee

P.S. I go nuts for cheesecake.

Member since September 28, 2008

Brownie Points

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Wil's Fave Restaurants

Fairway Café New York, NY 18c60a0bba4ab1748cb957c4467df3960cca2f2b_100
Nepenthe Big Sur, CA D616cd35f6dd2d52fc8c7fe607be3505aaec0f3a_100
Firewood Café San Francisco, CA A926f4aee4145c9675c68cbba05c7607dd5f5bc3_100
Wil Gieseler
The Adam Savage of Food
Fries Well Team
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Reviews

Bacon Burger
Silicon valley executives apparently "digg" this.
Macaroni and Cheese
Even though the noodles aren't technically macaroni, this still amazes.
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Why have regular hot chocolate when you can have peppermint in it?
Video Review
Free Grand Slam
The greatest day ever for fans of breakfast and fans of not paying for things.
Video Review
Elaine's Famous Pancakes
Upstairs in a Manhattan grocery store lies a wondrous short stack.
Shakey's Special
A family-style pizza chain gets the Fries Well treatment.
Video Review
Chicken Katsu Bowl
The inaugural local restaurant review. We chose sushi.
Tacos Del Carbon
Del Taco's tacos. Do they disappoint?
Vanilla Bean Frappuccino
We take a look-see at the only Frappuccino without coffee.
Video Review
Sirloin Steak Melt
Melted sirloin and sourdough from a fast food place. Oh, baby.
Fatburger
Depressed over a long line at Olive Garden, we turn to Fatburger.
Boston Market Meal
There is nothing marketlike about this place, but hoo boy is it tasty.
Video Review
Neverending Pasta Bowl
Infinity is a lot of pasta, but does it really last forever?
Video Review
The Baconator
The first ever Fries Well review. And we go to Wendy's.

Quick Looks

Fritos Flavor Twists: Honey BBQ
Someone has twisted regular Fritos into something entirely different. And added barbecue sauce.
Video Review
Yan Yan
Who knew such a small package could contain such craziness?
Video Review
Bimbuñuelos
Obscure Spanish-speaking treats are always fun, and these are no exception.
Video Review
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Crackers
Preferred over Cheez-Its? That's a big claim, Kraft Foods Global, Inc.
Video Review
Apple Manzana
An artificially flavored apple soda. A great idea, but does it hold up to the test?
Video Review
Chocolate Skittles
Right from the start, this is unholy. But is it the good kind of unholy?
Video Review
Yoo-Hoo
A chocolate drink gets put to the test... in our mouths.
Video Review
Butterfinger Crisp
Butterfinger with wafers. It's a new frontier.
Video Review
Kool-Aid Bursts
We take a gander at Kool-Aid Bursts, the premade Kool-Aid bottle things.
Video Review
Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its
Who thought of this? Certainly a fool.
Video Review
Funyuns
The very first Quick Look: Funyuns. Allegedly people eat these.
Video Review

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