What is Fries Well?

We are a food review website with a sense of humor and a sense of grammar.

We've got in-depth reviews, and many of those have jokes. We also have video reviews, where we show you the food we are talking about.

Sultry sexbait hosts Wil Gieseler and Logan Allen show you what food is good and what food is terrible.

If you decide we are no good at reviewing food, that's fine by us, you can do it too.

All things considered, it's pretty sweet.


Bacon Burger
Bacon Burger
Silicon valley executives apparently "digg" this.
Macaroni and Cheese
Macaroni and Cheese
Even though the noodles aren't technically macaroni, this still amazes.
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Why have regular hot chocolate when you can have peppermint in it?
Video Review
Free Grand Slam
Free Grand Slam
The greatest day ever for fans of breakfast and fans of not paying for things.
Video Review
Elaine's Famous Pancakes
Elaine's Famous Pancakes
Upstairs in a Manhattan grocery store lies a wondrous short stack.

Meet The Team

Team
Double Cheeseburger
Double Cheeseburger
Five Guys Philadelphia, PA
Is this burger the East-coast In-N-Out?
Waffles
Waffles
Fairway Café New York, NY
Haunting food from the mystical Mitchel London
Mango Chicken Chipotle Sandwich
Wil and I head over to an old stomping ground to see if it still can dish out the dishes

Best Reviewed Restaurants

1 Fairway Café New York, NY 18c60a0bba4ab1748cb957c4467df3960cca2f2b_100
2 Five Guys Philadelphia, PA 086f16186e5328c6bb9e4cc492c445fbf308b904_100
3 Hank's at the Hook Santa Cruz, CA 35b240af9472b6a3e1474ce7d2ce7f3a1a1fcb6a_100
4 Firewood Café San Francisco, CA A926f4aee4145c9675c68cbba05c7607dd5f5bc3_100
5 Buck's Redwood City, CA 021dd374dc1cba8c0fad5e17e8c7f2c69801f3ef_100

Top Community Members

1 Nico Monetti Brownie_points10 C8acb1db8202030b60d80a420fe7fa221e2290bb_100
2 Bartell Cope Brownie_points10 414b1d711f0941b769315c471bcb3bf12f460add_100
3 Will Zelver Brownie_points10 Fbef6a36f70a8c30282604e8438c852ba21ffa24_100
4 Jeanette Sanker Brownie_points10 7d8da41421ace2be15d20ba5e1a7e05c1d658076_100
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